Trey Dalton

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Trey Dalton

Works at Bears in Human Suits, LLC Lives in Los Angeles Born on February 29 From London, UK

if you’re a girl and you’re reading this, please skip to the next paragraph. ok. no girls are reading this? ok. DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH WOMEN BEING SO BATSHIT ALL THE TIME? I KNOW, RIGHT? but seriously, that aside, we are stupid in exactly the same way that Tom from Tom & Jerry is “stupid” (he’s the cat, you idiot). we know what we want but have no idea how to get it. silly traps? fun and games? wine and dine another intermittent character to make her jealous enough to come over there and ruin your date? that’s exactly what its fucking like and you know it. unless you’re some kind of creepy super being that just gets pussy on the fly because pussy to him is like jazz and he’s the miles davis of vagina, just grabbing notes out of the air because he “just can”. FUCK that guy. thats not you. he will die alone and angry one day after yelling at the dog. YOU will go on to be “a great dad”, and stuff like that. conveniently, you read Boner Party, and will leave me a large sum of money on your will. i’m kidding. so dude - you don’t need to worry. just understand that you’re stupid.

Ned Hepburn, BONER PARTY!!! 
June 3 at 4:57pm via
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  1. triplep reblogged this from rataliekendall and added:
    Amen I think there are a rare group of girls that guys generally call “a catch.” But for some reason they (men) always...
  2. whisperoftheshot reblogged this from rataliekendall and added:
    Haha, I read this a few days ago, weeks?, and I didnt think to repost it. Spot on.
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    Probably an unpopular opinion, but I laughed like crazy and seeing my last couple of weeks…I started following.
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