February 2009
176 posts
That Team That Isn't The Steelers Is For Poor...
(via itsforpoorpeople)
“i hate when you have to take a poop and then you do and it hurts your butt and...”
– heyheylookatmypenis
January 2009
224 posts
Somebody just walked by and queefed in my face. For reals. Ewww vaginabelch.
Destiny rules
cookiepuss:
drned:
magicmolly:
I look forward to earning a Master’s degree in education just so I can work my way up to the position of Dean, hand out diplomas at graduation, and give one kid a ribboned burrito.
This is the Tumblr post of the day. If I close my eyes and envision this I have to use every muscle in my body to not wet myself with delight.
What she said.
RT @baconporn - Bacon Wrapped Leg of Lamb (via AlmostJaded) http://tinyurl.com/a9nt4p
RT @detroitpistons: ESPNRISE.com scours the Fan Profiles to feature the best blogs, pics and video from hs student http://tinyurl.com/cder9p
From @WFNYScott: with Kirilenko opting for surgery, would the Cavs be able to get him for a lower cost?
just because you put a lot of effort into...
doesn’t make it good, necessarily. neither does whining. and also, when you’re basically known for being a derisive prick, who would comment on your artwork? nobody- for fear of getting a verbal lashing from old man wasser. you’re like the spooky widower at the end of the street that throws his cane if you come near his yard. — realrealsoft
“You have two PAMs on your shirts. Is that correct?”
– Yeah … PAM and PAM. What is confusing? (via whatthehale)
Saddlebacking
glass:
Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
Great moments in Tumblr history
antikris:
Jesus Cajun Boy….I love you so
cajunboy:
One of these days, hundreds of years into the future, some Internet archaeologist will be combing through the archives of Tumblr, David Karp’s long deceased Web 2.0 meme/queef generating machine, and he’ll stumble upon the hiccup in time that was January 27th, 2009. He’ll then pen a chapter in what will at time be the 8367th book written...
Hypnotize
heyheylookatmypenis:
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Call me crazy, but the Spanglish of Univision programming gets me harder than 3rd year physics
