I'd Still Hit That
Amazonian Serena Williams

Sure, she could snap my dong off like a celery stick. I’d still climb all over that like it was my own private jungle gym.
I'd Still Hit ThatHorrible GoDaddy Ad Star Danica Patrick
Try to focus on this:

So as to block out this:
Tone-deaf Heidi Montag
I'd Still Hit ThatBritney in a See-thru Top
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I'd Still Hit ThatJoyce Hyser in Just One of the Boys

Tom Brady’s Sloppy Seconds
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I'd Still Hit ThatTalentless Ashlee Simpson

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I'd Still Hit ThatRecently-Dumped Serena Williams

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I'd Still Hit ThatElisha Cuthbert and Her LPGA Hairdo

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I'd Still Hit ThatJennifer Aniston’s Ass

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